jeremykaye:

And the witch starved to death, but she kinda deserved it. The cabin was made of Neil Diamond albums.
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jeremykaye:

And the witch starved to death, but she kinda deserved it. The cabin was made of Neil Diamond albums.

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This became our PAX Themesong… 

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

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nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

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i cant breahte

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realest shit ever.

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